For the ones who’ve stopped explaining themselves. The Whatever Hoodie sums it up in one word (and a couple of cowdog faces). Equal parts attitude and humor, it’s the perfect pullover for anyone who’s seen it, done it, and doesn’t have time for the nonsense.
Printed in our Two Cow Dogs vintage style, the bold block letters and dusty print texture give it that lived-in, well-traveled feel — with just enough sass to keep things interesting.
Details:
Midweight fleece for year-round comfort
Distressed white print on deep maroon fabric
Classic fit with front pocket and drawstring hood
Designed for laid-back rebels and low-effort legends
Because sometimes the only right answer is “whatever.”.
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Made with garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture - Relaxed fit for comfort in various settings - Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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